I was bitten
by a kitten
on the mitten
now I’m smitten
coz I dit’n
try to fit it
with the local way of life
Needs inspection
for infection,
an injection
in that section
introspection
some reflection
on my tendency for strife
It’s no wonder
that I blunder
always under
clouds of thunder;
I’m a dunder-
headed funster
who will never make a wife
